My House

My parents never had “the talk” with me.

laughingstation:

LMFAOOOO omg I thought I was the only one :o

Me: Can I use the bathroom? Teacher: I don't know, can you? Me: When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom? »

lulz-time:

teacher:

other kids:

me:

im about to do this lol

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The hardcore way to eat ramen:

1. Boil water
2. Eat block of ramen
3. Drink boiled water
4. Snort flavored powder
5. Fuck bitches

funniest10k:

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glassagainstmycheek:

m-othertrucker:

shakendust:

thisisasickness:

Everybody needs this on their blog.

words cannot describe how much I love emma stone.

best thing ever

This girl right here.

my laptop is fixed and there is a lot of interneting to be done

9 ft 2 in air jordan it

somethingclosetoperfect:

lmfaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

secretninja2012:

The real Slim Shady